Built like a refrigerator

Since seeing The Powder and the Glory, I can't help comparing myself to how Helena Rubinstein's phsyique was once described--built like a refrigerator. Amber tried to deny it when I was comparing myself to her refrigerator, but I definitely see the resemblance. Which is why I will not be buying this dress from ShopBop.

If it makes a model look that square, I fear what it'd do on my body.

Elizabeth and James Loralei dress on sale at ShopBop $241.50 (via ShopItToMe)