Never meant to be...(sniffle)

I've been trying for months to make you mine, but I've fallen for your tricks for the last time. Like a dream you were available on Barneys.com in my size, and yet, when I received the pair in the mail, there were two left shoes. That's right. The butter softness known only to the left foot. I'm getting a refund and a $30, but I feel like stomping my feet like a toddler, pouting and saying, but I don't want a $30 gift card, I want yellow ballet flats! .